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A Message
from BENJAMIN HIGGINS
I would like the world to know
that I have not been abducted, but that I am currently a guest of Paws,
Inc. of my own free will. I am being treated well. I am sorry for the
crimes which I have committed against the image, reputation, and personage
of Garfield® and all other cartoon cats
plagiarizing his Honored Catness.
® "Garfield" is
a registered trademark of Paws, Inc. |